Thursday, September 01, 2005


In a bid to entice those few men from the UG1 to play football, the JUDE Football Faction has decided to offer you hard to believe incentives. The FOOTIE CHICKS you see above are real (unlike their implants). Those who participate in JUDE Football over the next year with be eligible for the WIN WIN SCHEME! In this scheme you will each draw numbers at the begining of the season. At the end of the footballing calender we will select your numbers from a LUCKY DRAW. When your number is selected you are entitled to select your special FOOTIE CHICK (according to club) for a romantic date in Soho, London. We shall continue drawing the numbers untill there are none left. Remember, you cannot choose a FOOTIE CHICK if she's already taken by your batchmate. Before you proceed to completely ridicule this scheme let me inform you of the BUMPER PRIZE! Since there are more FOOTIE CHICKS than men in UG1, the last man is free choose all of the remaining FOOTIE CHICKS!!!!! Too good to be true?!?!?! Listen up people! Due to budget constrains we can only sponsor a single one-way return ticket from London. We thought we should let you know these minor details in the begining...so that we're not labelled Dirty Rotten Scoundrels or any such fancy term. By unanimous decision within the JUDE Football Faction, the first LUCKY NUMBER shall recieve the one-way return ticket from London-Dhaka (Its a short bus ride over the border for God's sake!) We, the members of the JUDE Football Faction, firmly believe that the guy with the last number should puchase his own tickets and not let this golden opportunity slip between his fingers. (You may cheer on your favourite FOOTIE CHICK in the comments section) Posted by Picasa

13 comments:

Deep said...

hahahaha....GO SANDY!! HILARIOUS. u've convinced a UG3 of the advantages of department football on hot summer afternoons. Beats making a fool of Eminem (if u know who i mean!!).
P.S.I want the one with the reaaaalllly big breasts.

Teleute said...

hahahahahaha!

:D

Rimi said...

hil-bloody- larious!!!
sandy, man! you're hilarious!!!

Illusionary said...

and what do the girls get in return?

Phõéníx said...

We believe that it will be a once in a lifetime opportunity for both parties.

Srin said...

Lol

bilu said...

Wat abt UG2s?does d offer hold for them also???how abt a UG2 who already plays? doesn't he get some SPECIAL BUMPER PRIZE or something??? how come wen i joined d JUDE football faction NO such offer was made??? im deeply hurt. im totally upset. i feel like revolting.

Srin said...

What about WOMEN fooballers from UG1?How sexist,Sandy.I would play football if theincentives were good enough.

Phõéníx said...

Sheesh! I'm totally disgusted with the overwhelming response from everyone BUT UG1 men! Do I seriously need to start offering scooby snacks?

Bilu...we respect your sentiments and all but...hahahaha!

Srin - Incase you plan on turning lesbian...we'll create Fantasy Female Soccer and will charge Engineering 10 bucks a ticket. To even the odds...UG1 guys pay 5 bucks per head...rest of JUDE free! Hmm...maybe we can rope in Nokia and have them create another Fantasy League where we get to pair up our favourite women together in a team! Food for thought?

Phõéníx said...

Attention Blabberbots! It is now official...there are no men in UG1. Those imposters of UG1 are hereby instructed to never be seen entering or exiting the JUDE Men's toilet. If you do spot such a person commiting the offence...please bring him to the JUDE Football Faction and we'll have him provide photographic proof! Desperate times call for deperate measures. We cannot have the department turning into a full fledged circus. Thank you.

P.S. - These photographs will be available on The Blabberwocky once you pay the membership fee(UG1's only - We figure that you'll be the ones most intrigued).

the wizard of az said...

I agree about UG1. Football isn't incentive enough to play football, the Footy Chicks arem't enough to drag them to the field and now you guys have SANDY THREATENING YOU!!! What does it take?

panu said...

Magi Guli Kara???

As an important PG Bisexual Member of JUDE, I ProTEST... AMADER Jonno e rokom INCENTIVE NEI Why????!!???

Phõéníx said...

I recently went to the IFA Shield match where Bayern Munich II played EverReady in the Final...and well...the Germans quite simply thrashed us 5-1. Dear old and wise panu of PG...in answering your question...i shall quote one very pissed off EverReady supporter in my make-shift typing 'bong in english' skills.

'Haath deye goal korthe parbi na...bal sala! Buro bangalira football khelthe pare na...bas!'

However you're welcome to join us when we play!