April Fools'

Well, this (along with other, equally cheap potshots at profs) appeared on the BlabberBoard on the 1st of April, 2005, and created quite a stir, believe you me. It seems we haven't lost our flair for yellow journalism yet, eh?

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And now, here are the much-debated comments.



Critically analyse and creatively ruminate over the lost locks of Tintinda …

• Who cares why he did it!?! He’s looking DAMN cute!!
• They were beginning to look like a new species of fungus.
• Overheating, mebbe???
• “Rape of the Lock” – someone calling himself Samson Agonistes (methinks this was Samantakda).
• The “lion” minus the mane, ehh?!! (Rafatda, I think)
• Licentious lice.
• The locks were growing inwards.
• They were getting in the way during karate classes!!
• HIGHLY UNFAIR – first he looked like a college kid, now he looks like a schoolboy. Gives him ample scope to sneak up on people discussing him.
• The imagined existence of his locks as knitting yarn for his innumerable pet cats.

• And this one was suggested by the man himself –
  “Hadst thou…been content to seize
  Hairs less in sight, other hairs than these.” !!!