I need a cat. A nice soft, furry cat. A black cat if possible. One who is quite young and innocent. I like cats. Preferably black. I do not want to buy one (read, I have no money to buy cats), I just want to be gifted (?) one.
I have two already. One white cat. One brown and white cat. Now am I looking for a black one. I do not think it is unlucky. I want it.
Does anyone have a cat to give me? Anyone at all?
The smaller the better, and the blacker the better. You know where I'm at.